Groom Requests Wedding Refund

Full Prompt

15 seconds, 9:16 aspect ratio, hyper-realistic, dark humor, pseudo-documentary wedding scene, like a truly absurd viral moment accidentally captured by a wedding guest and uploaded to social media. The overall tone must be extremely realistic, restrained, and calm—not a slapstick comedy skit, no farcical feel, no cartoonishness. The more it resembles a real wedding gone wrong, the better. Scene: An upscale indoor wedding venue, warm golden lighting, white floral arch, full guest seating, with a wedding stage, vow area, champagne tower, and floral arrangements in the background. The visuals are refined and realistic, like a normal, formal urban wedding. All guests are dressed formally, and the atmosphere should originally be romantic and dignified. Characters: Groom: A young man in a custom black suit, neatly styled hair, with an expression that is excessively calm, as if handling a customer service matter. Bride: Exquisite makeup, white wedding gown, initially with a normal expression, gradually freezing but still striving to maintain composure. Emcee: A professional smile, initially hosting strictly according to the script, later clearly stumbling. Guests: Shocked but restrained, many instinctively raising their phones to record. Storyboard: 0-3 seconds: The vow ceremony. The emcee smiles and hands the microphone to the groom. The scene is quiet and solemn, guests look forward expectantly, as if everything is normal. 3-6 seconds: The groom takes the microphone. Instead of a heartfelt confession, he says calmly, professionally, and clearly: 'Regarding this marriage partnership, I request a seven-day no-questions-asked return.' 6-9 seconds: The air freezes instantly. Quick cuts to the bride's frozen face, the emcee's stunned but still professional smile, and the moment all guests simultaneously lift their heads. No one screams immediately; everyone seems to have a mental glitch for a second. 9-12 seconds: The groom pulls a neatly folded piece of paper from his inner suit pocket, like a pre-prepared return request form, and continues matter-of-factly: 'The product appearance is basically consistent with the advertisement, but the actual user experience significantly deviates from expectations.' 12-15 seconds: The entire venue can no longer hold it together. The emcee looks down at his cue card, as if checking if this step is in the script; the bride slowly turns her head to stare at the groom; a guest in the audience holds up a phone to record and mutters in a low voice: 'Can you still get after-sales service for this?' The frame freezes on the groom still calmly holding the request form, as if he genuinely came to process a return. Camera work: The first half should resemble standard wedding videography—stable, refined, romantic. Starting from the groom saying 'seven-day no-questions-asked return,' the camera subtly shifts to a guest's secretly recorded perspective, with slight handheld feel and quick reactive cuts, creating a sense of 'the scene is in shock.' Performance requirements: Must not be played as an exaggerated comedy skit. The calmer the groom, the more unsettling—like reciting customer service terms. The bride should not erupt like a shrew but freeze with dignity. The emcee forcibly maintains professionalism. The guests suppress their shock, barely able to resist filming. The true absurdity comes from everyone still trying to uphold the wedding's decorum. Visual requirements: Hyper-realistic, real skin texture, real wedding lighting, real fabric textures and reflections, real guest reactions, real spatial depth. No stage-play feel, no influencer short-drama vibe. Atmosphere keywords: Dignity crumbling, calm offense, wedding disaster, modern platform jargon invading reality, absurd realism. Avoid: Exaggerated shouting, physical altercations, vulgar farce, cartoonish expressions, over-the-top variety show feel, cheap short-drama style, distorted characters, abnormal hands, inaccurate lip movements, subtitles, logos, watermarks.