Wedding Seven-Day Return Policy

15 seconds, 9:16, hyper-realistic, darkly humorous, pseudo-documentary wedding scene—like a truly absurd moment accidentally captured by a wedding guest and uploaded to social media. The overall effect must be extremely realistic, restrained, and calm; avoid exaggerated comedic sketches, farces, and cartoonish feel. The more it resembles a real wedding disaster, the better. Scene: A high-end indoor wedding venue, warm golden lighting, a white floral arch, a full house of guests, with a backdrop of a wedding emcee's platform, vow area, champagne tower, and floral arrangements. The scene is exquisitely realistic, like a normal and formal city wedding. All guests are formally dressed, and the atmosphere should be romantic and solemn. Characters: Groom: A young man in a custom-made black suit, with a neat hairstyle and an overly calm expression, as if handling a customer service matter. Bride: Exquisitely made up, in a white wedding dress, initially appearing normal, gradually freezing up but still trying to maintain composure. Emcee: A professional smile, initially following the script perfectly, but later clearly stumbling. Guests: Shocked but restrained, many instinctively raising their phones to film. Scene Breakdown: 0-3 seconds: During the wedding vows, the emcee smiles and hands the microphone to the groom. The atmosphere is quiet and solemn, with guests looking expectantly ahead, as if everything is normal. 3-6 seconds: The groom takes the microphone, without any emotional confession, but calmly, professionally, and clearly states: "Regarding this marriage collaboration, I request a seven-day no-questions-asked return policy." 6-9 seconds: The air freezes instantly. The camera quickly cuts to the bride's frozen face, the emcee's bewildered yet professionally smiling expression, and the moment when all the guests look up. No one screams immediately; everyone seems to have a momentary mental block. 9-12 seconds: The groom pulls a neatly folded piece of paper from his suit pocket, like a pre-prepared after-sales application form, and continues in a serious tone: "The product's appearance is basically consistent with the advertisement, but the actual user experience deviates significantly from expectations." 12-15 seconds: The entire room completely breaks down. The emcee glances down at the program card, as if checking if it's included; the bride slowly turns to stare at the groom; a guest in the audience, filming with their phone, whispers, "This can even be processed as a return?" The camera freezes on the groom, still calmly holding the application form, as if he's genuinely there to process a return. Camera requirements: The first half should resemble a normal wedding video, stable, refined, and romantic; from the moment the groom says "seven-day no-reason return," the camera slightly shifts to a guest's candid video perspective, with a slight handheld feel and quick, reactive cuts to create a realistic sense of "everyone being stunned." Performance requirements: It cannot be an exaggerated comedic skit. The calmer the groom, the more frightening it becomes, like reciting customer service terms; the bride doesn't erupt like a shrew, but rather freezes gracefully; the emcee maintains a professional demeanor; the guests are suppressed shock, unable to contain their desire to film. The real absurdity comes from everyone still trying to maintain the wedding's decorum. Visual requirements: Hyper-realistic, with realistic skin texture, realistic wedding lighting, realistic dress material and reflections, realistic guest reactions, and realistic venue details. Avoid theatrical and viral short drama feel. Key atmosphere elements: breakdown of decorum, coolly offensive, wedding mishap, modern online rhetoric invading reality, absurd realism. Avoid: exaggerated shouting, physical altercations, vulgar farces, cartoonish expressions, over-the-top variety show style, cheap short drama feel, distorted characters, abnormal hand gestures, inaccurate lip-syncing, subtitles, logos, and watermarks.