Worst MS Paint Redraw Ever

Redraw the attached image in the most {argument name="style" default="clumsy, scribbly, and utterly pathetic"} way possible. Use a {argument name="background" default="white"} background, and make it look like it was drawn in MS Paint with a mouse. It should be vaguely similar but also not really, kind of matching but also off in a confusing, awkward way, with that low-quality pixel-by-pixel feel that really emphasizes how ridiculously bad it is.