MS Paint Disaster Recreation

Repainting the accompanying images in the clumsiest, most sloppy, and utterly pitiful way. Use the same colors to make it look like it was painted with a mouse in MS Paint. It should be vaguely similar but not quite alike, somewhat matching but awkwardly deviating, with that low-quality, pixel-by-pixel feeling that truly emphasizes how ridiculously bad it is. Actually, you know, it's fine, you can draw however you like.