Messy Cartoon NY ID Card

Create a messy cartoon New York ID card in the style of crayons and markers. Make it look hand-drawn, with skewed text, uneven shading, smudged textures, bold outlines, childlike handwriting, random stickers/doodles, exaggerated cartoon portraits, funny misinformation, doodle elements, stars, hearts, palm trees, cars, and chaotic meme energy. Make it look deliberately ridiculous and low-quality, like a sketchbook sketch drawn with cheap crayons and markers. Don't make it look realistic or professional