Clumsy MS Paint Redraw

Redraw the attached image in the {argument name="art style" default="most clumsy, scribbly, and utterly pathetic way possible"}. Make it look like it was drawn in MS Paint with a mouse. It should be vaguely similar but also not really, kind of matching but also off in a confusing, awkward way, with that low-quality pixel-by-pixel feel that really emphasizes how ridiculously bad it is. Actually you know what whatever just draw it however you want.