Anime Photographer Street Roast

Create a single-panel anime-style social media illustration set on a bright modern Japanese city street resembling Shibuya or a busy shopping district, with colorful storefront signs, soft depth-of-field pedestrians, trees, and a vivid blue sky in the background. In the foreground, show a young woman photographer from the waist up, holding a large black Sony-style mirrorless camera with a prominent wide lens toward the viewer; the camera strap hangs around her neck. She has a short blonde bob haircut with layered ends and side-swept bangs, small earrings, and wears a cream cable-knit cardigan over a gray-and-white checkered button-up shirt. Her face is deliberately covered by a flat opaque rectangular censor block in a skin-tone beige, centered over the face. Use polished Japanese anime/manga line art with clean outlines, glossy highlights, saturated daylight colors, and a slightly teasing comedic tone. Include exactly 2 white manga speech bubbles with thick black outlines: the large left bubble says {argument name="left speech bubble text" default="カメラが高感度競争してるのに すっごい明るいレンズ 自慢してるのオモロッ♥"} with small sparkle icons and a pink heart, and the smaller upper-right bubble says {argument name="right speech bubble text" default="どうせ NDフィルター 付けちゃうんでしょ？"}. Add a few decorative sparkle symbols around the dialogue and near the bottom right. Compose the image in a wide 16:9 aspect ratio, with the camera and character dominating the center-left and center, speech bubbles occupying the upper left and upper right, and the city background blurred enough to keep focus on the character and dialogue.