AI Prescription Parody

{
  "type": "Japanese prescription document parody",
  "style": "photorealistic overhead document photo",
  "subject": "a single white prescription sheet printed in Japanese, placed on a warm-toned wooden tabletop",
  "document": {
    "paper": {
      "size": "A4 portrait",
      "color": "white",
      "orientation": "slightly rotated clockwise",
      "condition": "clean flat sheet with subtle natural paper texture"
    },
    "print": {
      "ink": "black with one red seal box",
      "font": "Japanese Mincho-style serif mixed with simple sans-serif table text",
      "linework": "thin gray-black ruled boxes and dividers"
    },
    "header": {
      "title": "Prescription",
      "subtitle": "(This prescription is for large language models)",
      "date_label": "Date of Issue:",
      "date_value": "{argument name=\"issue date\" default=\"June 5, 2025\"}"
    },
    "top_fields": {
      "count": 6,
      "items": [
        { "label": "patient name", "value": "{argument name=\"patient name\" default=\"ChatGPT\"}" },
        { "label": "Gender", "value": "N/A" },
        { "label": "Age", "value": "N/A" },
        { "label": "Model name", "value": "{argument name=\"model name\" default=\"GPT-5.4 Thinking\"}" }
      ]
    },
    "main_section": {
      "left_title": "Chronic Illness/Symptoms (Chronic Conditions Unique to Large Language Models)",
      "left_count": 8,
      "left_items": [
        "1. Hallucination Tendency",
        "2. Obsolescence of information due to knowledge cutoffs",
        "3. Bias (bias derived from training data)",
        "4. Overadaptation to prompts (tendency to conform)",
        "5. Decline in Consistency in Long Texts",
        "6. Logical Leaps in Complex Reasoning,"
        "7. Underestimating Uncertainty (Overconfidence)",
        "8. Trend of Declining Response Speed Due to Computational Resource Usage"
      ],
      "right_title": "Prescription Details (Treatment & Countermeasures)",
      "right_count": 8,
      "right_items": [
        "・Strengthening fact-checking (combined with external tools)",
        "・Regular knowledge updates and fine tuning",
        "・Continuous monitoring of bias detection and mitigation",
        "・Proper control via system prompts",
        "・Structuring output and recommending split generation",
        "・Clarification of thought processes and introduction of verification steps",
        "・Thorough disclosure of uncertainty and presentation of evidence,"
        "・Resource optimization and improved response efficiency"
      ]
    },
    "notes": {
      "label": "Notes",
      "text": "Maintaining model health through continuous evaluation and feedback."
    },
    "footer_fields": {
      "count": 4,
      "items": [
        { "label": "Doctor Name", "value": "{argument name=\"doctor name\" default=\"Sam Altman\"}" },
        { "label": "Medical institution name", "value": "{argument name=\"institution name\" default=\"OpenAI\"}" }
      ]
    },
    "seal": {
      "position": "bottom right inside the form",
      "shape": "rounded rectangular red stamp box",
      "text_lines": 3,
      "text": ["OpenAI", "CEO", "Sam Altman"]
    },
    "disclaimer": "*This prescription is intended for the diagnosis and treatment of non-existent models."
  },
  "layout": {
    "camera_angle": "top-down overhead",
    "framing": "entire sheet visible with narrow margins of wooden desk around it",
    "lighting": "soft indoor ambient lighting, even illumination, mild shadowing near paper edges",
    "sections": [
      { "title": "header", "position": "top", "count": 3, "labels": ["Prescription", "(This prescription is for large language models)", "Publication date: June 5, 2025"] },
      { "title": "patient info", "position": "upper middle", "count": 4, "labels": ["patient name", "gender", "age", "model name"] },
      { "title": "main two-column content", "position": "center", "count": 2, "labels": ["Chronic Illness/Symptoms (Chronic Conditions Unique to Large Language Models)", "Prescription Content (Treatment & Countermeasures)"] },
      { "title": "bottom area", "position": "lower", "count": 4, "labels": ["Remarks", "Doctor's Name", "Medical Institution Name", "OpenAI"] }
    ]
  }
}