Starbucks Instant Happy Capsule

Title (in large font): Instant Happy Capsule
A small pill with a Starbucks green top and a transparent bottom with the Starbucks logo printed on it and filled with many coffee beans inside
Instructions (small print): Take when sad or sad, three times a day, two capsules each time
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